Enjoy this seven cool short stories, relax and have a great weekend. Keep smiling! 🙂
1. Management school
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”
2. Test grade
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don’t understand life.
Tracy: What do you mean?
Stacy: When we were a younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up…
Mother: Son, why aren’t you talking to Mark anymore? You used to be really good friends.
Son: Well would you like to talk to someone who is kind of stupid, is using drugs and is drinking alcohol every day?
Mother: Of course not!
Son: Well neither would he.
6. A Chinese guy
Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.
He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”
“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!”
7. Data security
Website login: Sorry, your password 257EeffQ@# is not secure enough.
Cash machine login 1234: Here’s your 1000 dollars.