It’s Friday! Relax and take a deep breath, everything will be okay.
Enjoy these collection of seven funny short stories and keep smiling. So here we go!
1. The 25th chapter
Teacher”Who has read the 25th chapter?”
(almost all the students raise their hands)
Teacher”There is no 25th chapter in the book”.
2. On My Way To A Lecture!
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.” the man said.
“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked.
“My wife.” said the man.
3. Who’s stupid
Wife:Tell me who is STUPID ?You or Me ?
Husband: Dear! everyone knows you are so intelligent that you will never marry a STUPID.
4. Wrong answer
In the school, during a mathematics class…
Teacher: If I were to ask you to add 8,137 to 73 and then divide the result by two, what do you think you would get?
Student: The wrong answer, sir.
5. Quick Promotion
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year now. You started off in the mail room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-president. Now, it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”
“Thanks,Dad,” said the employee.
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The
letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.”
The poor man wrote back, “I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours”
Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.
Son: No Dad, I think I’ll manage 100 percent.
Dad: Don’t joke with me.
Son: Who started the joke?