Always start your day with a smile and live your life to the fullest.
Here is a collection of seven funny short stories for you to enjoy. So here we go!
1. Smart lawyer
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied the man.
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
2. Wedding dress
A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
3. Flying coconut!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
4. Sleeping student
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
5. Favorite book!
Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s check book!”
6. Modern texting
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?”
He texts back, “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”
The mom texts him, “It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
7. Tom’s raise
Tom walks into his boss’ office and tells him, “Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise.”
His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, “What companies contacted you?”
Tom smiles and says, “The cable, electric, and water company.”