7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #24

7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #24

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Always remember that as long as we live make sure to enjoy your time and have fun. Here are some short and cool stories that will make you smile. So let’s enjoy and have fun!

1. The secret to success

“Sir, What is the secret of your success?”
“Two words”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Right decisions.”
“And how do you make right decisions?”
“One word.”
“And, What is that?”
“Experience.”
“And how do you get Experience?”
“Two words”
“And, Sir, what are they?”
“Wrong decisions.”

2. Sheep

The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?”
“None,” answered little Norman.
“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”
“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

3. The uniform

A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”
“No, I am an undercover detective.”
“So why are you in uniform?”
“Today is my day off.”

4. Great writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “Great” he said,
“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

5. Spelling

Teacher: How do you spell “monkey”?
Student: M-O-N-K-I.
Teacher: You are wrong! The dictionary spells it M-O-N-K-E-Y.
Student: But, you asked me how “I” spell it, sir!

6. Computer users

A system administrator has 2 problems:
– dumb users
– smart users

7. In the diner

Two lawyers entered the diner and ordered a couple of drinks. They then took sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry owner went over to them and said, “Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”
Shrugging their shoulders the lawyers exchanged sandwiches.

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