7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #21

7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #21

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Check out this collection of seven cool short stories and have fun.
Keep smiling! 🙂

1. Printer cleaning

When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”
“Actually, it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

2. At the college

An announcement came over the intercom for the college students:
“Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars.”
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
“Will the three hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

3. New Drink?

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, ‘Can I have a pint of Less, please?’
‘I’m sorry sir, ‘the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, ‘I’ve not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?’
‘I’ve no idea, ‘replies the guy, ‘The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.’

4. I forgot!! 

A police officer stops a car.
Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”
Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”
Officer: “At home?”
Driver: “No, to do it.”

5. At a first date:

He: “I work with animals every day!”
She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”
He: “I’m a butcher.”

6. The Doctor’s Fridge

A GP bought a new fridge for his home. To get rid of the old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying “Free to good home. You want it ….. you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this ‘looks too good to be true’ deal, so he changed the sign to read “Fridge for sale $50”.
The next day someone stole it.

7. The future

Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.”
Student: “In future tense, You will go to jail.”

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