7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #19

7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #19

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Check out this collection of seven cool short stories, have fun and enjoy your weekend.
Keep smiling! 🙂

1. Error

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”

2. I am

Teacher: Amit, make a sentence starting with the letter ‘I’.
Amit: I is…
Teacher: No, no, no, don’t say “I is”, you say “I am”.
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

3. Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

4. 20 Minute Speech

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
“What’s the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?” he demanded to know. “Half the audience walked out before I finished.”
The employee was baffled. “I wrote you a 20-minute speech,” he replied. “I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for.”

5. Number seven

Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.

6. Playing piano

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?”
“I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor.
“That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”

7. Argument on the road

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

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