Here is a collection of seven cool short stories for you to enjoy.
Have a great weekend and don’t forget to smile! 🙂
1. Social media
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts…
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
2. Money saving
Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.
3. Seven rabbits!
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Patty: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
5. Burglar skill
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
6. Match called off
Teacher: Students, you have forty minutes to write an essay on a soccer match.
Richard: (After two minutes) Here’s my paper, sir.
Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?
Richard: Match called off due to rain.
7. In the bath
Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Little Johnny replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”