Life is boring if you don’t laugh, joke around and be a little crazy every now and then. At the end of the day it’s all about being Happy.
So enjoy this cool short stories and keep smiling! 🙂
1. A Job Interview
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!” I said, “$100 and it’s yours.”
2. Math’s love stories
Math tells us three of the saddest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
3. A polar bear
“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
“I would like to have a polar bear.”
4. The Self-Cleaning Oven
My sister had just purchased a new stove. She wanted it because it had a self-cleaning oven. She hated cleaning the oven. Then one day about a month after I was sitting with her having coffee, I asked her how the new oven was working out. She said “I don’t know Gee, I’m still waiting for it to come on”. I rolled, I could not stop laughing. I said to her you have to “turn it on”.
“So what are you doing today?”
“What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!”
“That’s right, and I’m not finished yet.”
6. The teeth and the tongue
Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you’ll get cut.
Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.
Q: What is the definition of “accountant”?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.