7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #20

7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #20

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Always remember that, as long as you live make sure to enjoy your time and have fun.
Check out this collection of seven cool short stories and keep smiling! 🙂

1. Quantum physics theory

Two students talk:
“What are you reading?”
“Quantum physics theory book.”
“But why are you reading it upside-down?”
“It makes no difference anyway.”

2. Christmas

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…”
“I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…”
“I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO…”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.”
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”

3. Vacation

Jill: “How did you find the weather on your vacation?”
Bill: “I just went outside and there it was!”

4. Living at the airport

A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out.
The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him.
The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid.
“Is this really your grandmother?”
“Yes. She visits every Christmas!”
“Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?” the driver insists.
“At the airport!,” says the kid and continues, “Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home…”

5. Couples fight

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.

6. Weed

Police Officer: “How high are you?”
Pothead: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

7. The Future

A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, “Can people predict the future with cards?”
His response is, “My mother can.”
The teacher replies in disbelief, “Really?”
The young boy explain quickly, “Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.”

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